THE ZOBIES VS. THE BEES Movie starring- Dana Carvey and Victoria Jackson as the 2 young lovers. Deputy played by-Samuel L. Jackson. Sherriff played by Tommy Lee Jones. Scientist played by James Earl Jones. Zombie played by a bunch of street people. Bees played by Bees. (two lovers were sitting in a car on lovers lane in the dark kissing) Boy- Whats the matter? Girl-I dont know. I feel like someones watching us. Boy- Oh come on. (they resume kissing. A zombie peers out from behind a bush.) Girl- There. I heard it again! (kissing resumes) (a group of zombies staggers to the car with their arms stretched out) Boy- (spots one) Oh, my God, what are they!! Girl- Zombies!! Start the car!!! Boy- It wont start!! (zombies suddenly stop and start waving their arms to ward off an attack by a swarm of bees. Buzzing sounds now heard.) Girl- Theyre being attacked by bees, man!! ((dramatic sci-fi music cued.) (Zombies still flailing about by the bees.) Sherriff- Help is here. Whats happening?? Girl- Zombies were stalking us. Then they were attacked by bees. Boy- Shouldnt we help? Sherriff- Why? Who cares! Its zombies and bees. Let them work it out. And they might eat us! Lets go inside! Deputy- Can we let the zombie knocking on the car window in? Sheriff- No. The zombie will eat us and a bee could get in because theyre after the zombies, you fool. (Scientist calls the deputys cell phone) Scientist- Sheriff...this is... Deputy- Im no the sheriff. Im the deputy. Scientist- Oh. This is Professor Blaston. I see whats happening on the news. I have created an ointment that will protect the zombies from the bees! Deputy- So? Scientist- Arent we on the side of the zombies? Deputy- No, why would we be? Scientist- Why the bees? They sting. Deputy- Look. Im not gonna argue with you. Scientist- What do I do with the ointment? Deputy- Wait. The piranhas have joined the war with the zombies against the bees! That means if any bees land on water infested with piranhas the piranhas will attack them. Sheriff- Who cares. Im gonna go play some golf. (shot of zombies still swatting and flailing at bees outside) ANNOUNCER The zombies continue their fight against the bees for several more years, until finally, a peace treaty was signed. A rep. from the humans was invited to attend the signing, but failed to show up. (Fade) Produced Jan. 27, 1988 but never broadcast. JACK HANDEY
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