THINGS NOT TO SAY ON A FIRST DATE! 1) So, you always smell like that? 2) It’s interesting how you put all of those colors together, and that’s only your blouse! 3) Did you fart? 4) So when are the rest of your teeth coming in? 5) I always thought that the ponytail went in the front! 6) No offense, but you shouldn’t wear a mini skirt with bloomers! 7) It’s a very interesting outfit you’re wearing. So let me ask you did Home Depot have a sale? 8) So that wheezing in your nose, does it always attract all of these dogs? 9) So you do have a full set of teeth, they just happen to be all on the bottom? 10) Please stop scratching your chest like that and while your at it put your top back on…the other patrons in this restaurant are looking at us!
Posted on: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 18:12:41 +0000
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