THIS IS SOOO FUNNY:A REDNECK DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN,HE MET ST. PETER AT THE PERLY GATES,HE NOTICED A BUNCH OF CLOCKS ON A WALL,aND HE ASKED"WHAT ARE ALL THOSE CLOCKS FOR",AND ST.PETER SAID THEY ARE LIE CLOCKS,EVERY TIME SOME ONE LIE,S THE HANDS MOVE,WHO,S IS THAT ONE ASKED THE REDNECK,tHAT ONE IS MOTHER THERESA,S,SHE NEVER LIED SO THE HANDS NEVER MOVED,WHO,S IS THAT ONE ASKED THE REDNECK,THAT ONE IS RONALD REGANS,HE ONLY LIED TWICED SO THEY ONLY MOVED TWICE,,OH SAID THE REDNECK,WHERE IS OBOMA,S CLOCK,ST. PETER SAID ITS IN JESUS,S HOUSE,HE USES IT FOR A CIELING FAN
Posted on: Sat, 17 Aug 2013 12:41:49 +0000
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