THIS IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE. Rant001:Why does it happen to me TCG. I woke up hale&hearty this morning with a broad smile on my face(reasons only known to me&Charlie),I had a long shower,I scrubbed all my lovely bits,I brushed my teeth,I used the mouth wash she bought,which she said smelt of angels ,I ironed my clothes,I moisturized,I even used a body spray,I even remembered to use my favourite cologne................................Fast track......................... Barely twenty minutes later Im sat next to the cousins of Pigs,Aaarrgggghhhhhhhh At this rate I shall be needing a nose&face mask from Boots. This is unacceptable&to make matter worse,one of them smelly cousins is a amazingly good looking man who smells distinctly of Moorish Incense......... Why does it happen to me! Is it a Babalawo curse or ? Oh I forgot I even polished &burnished my burgundy shoes!! What can I do........Can I claim compensation?
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 09:02:19 +0000
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