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TNF WEEKLY LANE ‘Bigger than World Cup’ Chairman Luke Lane can never be accused of under selling TNF, the tiny Chairman claimed the Tuesday night bout is bigger than the World Cup ‘I’d say it’s bigger the lads turn up every week and give it 100% every time, no one wants to lose its great to see’ with us hurtling 2015 it will be exciting to see what Chairman Lane has up his sleeve as TNF goes from strength to strength. STONE ENJOYING PURPLE PATCH Amongst all the TNF few are in better form the Steve Stone at the minute, branded the ‘white Drogba’ Stone is enjoying a great run of form in front of goal, he has scored (See Stone’s comment below) he said ‘I’m really enjoying my run of form at the moment, if I said it’s all about the team I’d be lying if I score I’m happy regardless of the score’. WAG FURY AT AWARD EVENING SNUB We don’t hear much from the WAGs on TNF but it would appear they aren’t happy. The girls aren’t happy about Chairman Lane’s decision to not allow the girls to attend the end of year Award meal/drinks (a move fully endorsed by the rest of the lads. However this hasn’t gone down well with the ladies, head WAG Suzanne Lane said ‘its disgusting everything we do for them and this is how we are treated’ reports Luke has been forced to sleep on the sofa ever since are unconfirmed. Suzanne is reportedly planning her own rival wag night out Herself, Amanda, Danni, Zoe, Jenny, Kirsty and Ben’s right hand are all rumoured to be attending. WILL EBANKS RISE AGAIN? One of the shortest cameo’s in TNF history has to be the first week appearance of Jason Ebanks, the Moredale star made appeared for just 5mins before disappearing, some say he is injured, some say he died, some say he is lurking in the shadows ready to re appear, the question remains will Ebanks rise again? LEWIS: ILL HAVE LANE IN MY POCKET Team A defender James Lewis has vowed to have Luke Lane in his pocket tomorrow night, Lewis has obviously ear marked Lane as Bs danger man but believes he is the man to stop him luke is a top player but I belive Im the man to stop him STREET DELIGHTED WITH FIRST WIN Team A veteran Lee Street had admitted he is thrilled to have recorded his first win on TNF, Street told the girl in the local tanning salon Im delighted its a real weight off my mind, now give me sunset brown Ben Smith Kidderminsters finest speaks exclusively to TNF Ben congratulations on your TNF succes so far, How have you found your TNF experience so far? TNF has completely changed my life. To be involved in a match like this is the pinicle of anyones career. What has been your highlight? There have been too many to just mention one. My goal from the left hand side with my left foot was pretty special. Or being named man of the match. Also chairman Lane kicking off cuz of having a disabled keeper You have come into critiscm recently for your disapointing goalkeeping skills, how do you cope with critiscm? You gotta take it on the chin really. I know Im not the best in goal, but I feel I make up for it on the field. Who do you enjoying playing with the most? Has to be my strike partner Steve Stone. I enjoy playing with everyone tho. You went through a difficult spell of loosing games how did you feel during this poor run? I felt Like hanging myself Do you think you have come out the other side of ur poor run? I feel I can put this traumatising period behind me and build for the better Who would win in a fight between iron man and spiderman? Me How does it feel to go down in history as having scored the first ever TNF goal? Amazing. Whens the statue being unveiled? Who do u hate playing against the most? Richard Harper cuz he always finds a way to clatter me. Or octopus Cresswell cuz he thinks hes in a royal rumble How does it feel to know I wrote these questions on the toilet? Im used to it. We once had a fully blown conversation whilst both on the toilet in the services on the way back from butlins. Quiz (no cheating) 1. Wayne Rooney recently won his 100th cap, against who did he win his first? 2. Who scored Italys first goal against England in the game 2014 world cup 3. Who did Sir Alex Fergusom follow as Manchester Utd manager 4. Which three clubs have reached multiple FA Cup Finals and lost them all? 5. Who did David Beckham play his last Manchester Utd game for 6. Top foreign goal scorer in the premier league 7. What do Birmingham in 2011 & Wigan 2013 got in common 8. What do David Batty, Paul Ince, Darius Vassell and Jamie Carragher have in common 9. Who is the only player to have scored in the Glasgow, Merseyside and Manchester derbies? 10. Who is the only manager to have managed teams in all three UEFA club competition finals (Champions League, UEFA Cup and Cup Winners Cup), without winning any of them?
Posted on: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 20:23:29 +0000

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