TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOUVE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOULL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS. ~Your Kids are becoming you......but your grandchildren are Perfect! ~Going Out is good.. Coming Home is better! ~You Forget names.... But its OK because other people forgot they Even knew you!!! ~You realize youre never going to be really good at anything.... Especially Golf. ~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you dont care to do them anymore. ~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. Its Called pre-sleep. ~You miss the days when everything worked with just an ON and OFF Switch.. ~You tend to use more 4 letter words ... what?...when?... ??? ~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, its not safe to wear it anywhere. ~You notice everything they sell in stores is sleeveless?!!! ~What used to be freckles are now liver spots. ~Everybody Whispers. ~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet.... 2 of which you will never wear. ~~~But Old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!! Stay well, OLD FRIEND! Send this on to other Old Friends! and let them laugh in AGREEMENT!!! Its Not What You Gather, But What You Scatter That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have Lived
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 08:45:38 +0000
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