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TODAY JOKE NA SAY A little boy noticed his mom wt so many new stuffs lately and decided to confront her in his anxiety to know where d items are coming from: BOY:mommy,where did u buy all those new clothes u came home with this afternoon? MOM:ah! my son,they were sent to me by your aunt in Holland. BOY:what about the shoes? MOM:oh! your uncle in Belgium equally sent them. BOY:...and the car parked outside? MOM:its a birthday gift from my ex-boyfriend. BOY:(already pissed up because his dad had not been labelled)..so mom,u want to tell me dad has never given u a gift? MOM:oh! that one?very selfish when it comes to giving gifts oh! my son,if i was still depending or waiting but on him maybe till now u wouldnt have been born yet...

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