TODAYS EDITION OF MY LIFE Me: Ken. do you want me to get you something to eat? Ken: (Playing Minecraft) No, Im not hungry. (Ten minutes later) Me: After I finish up sending out emails, do you want to go out to eat with me? Ken: (Not looking up from Minecraft) No, Im not hungry. (Ten minutes later) Me: Im going to just eat the food that Amy Altman Jordan brought us thats in the fridge. You wont like it because its salad. Last chance to go get you something to eat. Ken: (Not looking up from Minecraft) No, Im not hungry. (Ten minutes later) Ken: Im hungry. Me: Tough. Ken: Im really hungry. Me: Thats really tough. Ken: Im starving. Me: Make Mac n Cheese for yourself. Ken: I dont want Mac n Cheese Me: Tough. Ken: Its against the law or something not to feed me. Me: Call 911 Ken: The cat is hungry. Me: Im working. Feed the cat or she can call 911 too Ken: (holding the cat doing a ventriloquist-like duet consisting of meows and opera like sounds while skipping around the house about how they are going to both starve to death) Me: (Cant help but laughing) Fine! We will go get you something to eat if you will just stop singing. Ken: (with a giant grin) Its ok. My Mac and Cheese should be done now. (on cue...the microwave beeps)
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 22:06:44 +0000
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