TODAYS G-RATED BUT A BIT NAUGHTY JOKE (As donated by Diana - TopicsExpress

TODAYS G-RATED BUT A BIT NAUGHTY JOKE (As donated by Diana Peifer, of Bloomington) A husband went to the police station to file a missing person report for his missing wife: Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasnt come back yet. Inspector : What is her height? Husband : I never checked. Inspector : Slim or healthy? Husband : Not slim, could be healthy. Inspector : Color of eyes? Husband : Never noticed. Inspector : Color of hair? Husband : Sorta all of them. Inspector : What was she wearing? Husband : Not sure. Inspector : Was she driving? Husband : Yes Inspector : Color of the car? Husband : Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode, as well as full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door... ...And then the husband started sobbing ... Inspector: Dont worry, we will find your car, sir…

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