TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMAS HEALTH CARE PLAN: (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. (9) Directions to your doctors office include Take a left when you enter the trailer park. (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. (7) The only proctologist in the plan is Gus from Roto-Rooter. (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is an apple a day. (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. (4) The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges, is not a typographical error. (3) The only expense covered 100% is: Embalming. (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little Ms on them. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOUVE JOINED OBAMAS HEALTH CARE PLAN: (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 13:59:23 +0000
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