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• TRIBUTE TO WOMEN!!! - When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Lee Majors. - After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just cant face each other, but still they stay together. - Al Gore. - By all means marry. If you get a good wife, youll be happy. If you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher. -Socrates. - Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. - Mike Tyson. - The great question which I have not been able to answer is, What does a woman want? - George Clooney. - I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Bill Clinton. - Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - George W. Bush. - I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Rudy Giuliani. - Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage. - Michael Jordan. - Ive had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more children. - Donald Trump. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever youre wrong, admit it. 2. Whenever youre right, shut up. - Shaquille O’Neal. - The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once. -Kobe Bryant. - You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - David Hasselhoff. - My wife and I were happy for 20-years. Then we met. - Alec Baldwin. - A good wife always forgives her husband when shes wrong. - Barack Obama. - Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Tommy Lee. - A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thin: You can have mine. -Brad Pitt. - First Guy (proudly): My wifes an angel! Second Guy: Youre lucky, mines still alive! - Jimmy Kimmel. - Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’? Husband replies, That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” - David Letterman. - First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after comes Suffe-ring! - Jay Leno.
Posted on: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 18:37:26 +0000

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