TUESDAY 1 APRIL, 2014. THE REALITY OF THE JOKE. THEN A LORD ON WHOSE HAND THE KING LEANED ANSWERED THE MAN OF GOD, AND SAID, BEHOLD, IF THE LORD WOULD MAKE WINDOWS IN HEAVEN, MIGHT THIS THING BE? (2 KG. 7:2). SEVERAL MONTHS AGO, I VISITED A FRIEND OF MINE, OTHER FRIENDS COINCIDENTALLY POPPED IN. REUNION VIBE SOON CLOUDED THE AIR. AS EXPECTED, SEVERAL TOPICS WERE DISSECTED DURING DISCUSSION, AT A POINT, WE DELVED INTO RECENT HAPPENINGS IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. THIS GAVE BIRTH TO AN ARGUMENT WHICH WAS HOTLY DEBATED. A GROUP BELIEVED THE NATION IS TO BE BLAMED FOR THE NATIONS PITIABLE STATE, HENCE THEY CAN DO ANYTHING TO MAKE ENDS MEET. THE OTHER GROUP ABHOR SUCH STANCE. ETERNITY MATTER WAS SOON INJECTED BY A DISCUSSANT. A VOCAL PAL SAID DAMN IT, THERE IS NOTHING LIKE HELL. THAT CAUGHT MY ATTENTION. HE CARELESSLY ESTABLISHED HIS OPINION ON A SCIENTIFIC PREMISE, HE LATER GAVE IT AN ILL-SPIRITUAL MEMBRANE, HOW COULD A MERCIFUL GOD DESTROY HIS CREATURE WITH FIRE? HE CONCLUDED BY SAYING, GUYS STOP DECEIVING YOURSELF. LITERALLY, MY FRIEND PASSIONATELY EXPRESSED HIS NAÏVE THOUGHTS - ALTHOUGH HE WAS TOO FIERCE TO BE TAMED. BUT IT IS A FOOLISH ACT TO DISBELIEVE GODS WORD. TODAY, I WISH TO HIGHLIGHT FEW AGED JOKES WITH THEIR DEVASTATING CONSEQUENCES. PLEASE BE REMINDED, EVERY GENERATION HAVE ALWAYS BEEN DRENCHED WITH DIVINE DOSES OF REALITY, BUT HUMAN BEINGS FOOLISHLY CALL THEM JOKES. (1). A JOKE OF OCEAN IN THE DESERT. MEN OF NOAHS DAY WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM A CONSTELLATION OF BARBARIC NAMES. IT WAS EASIER DISBELIEVING HIS MESSAGE, BECAUSE IT LACKS THE THINIEST IOTA OF REALITY. BIBLE SCHOLARS SAYS IT DOESNT RAIN IN NOAHS DAY, THEY ARE USED TO HAVING DEW. HENCE HOW COULD FLOOD COME OVER A WINTER-LIKE LAND? IT WAS LIKE HALLUCINATING - CRUISING THROUGH AN OCEAN WITHIN THE SAHARA DESERT. AT THE FULLNESS OF TIME, THE RIB CRACKING JOKE TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE. AT THIS POINT, THE SO CALLED JOKE LOST ITS FUNNY NATURE, ALL THAT WAS LEFT WERE PAIN, TEARS, DEATH AND DESTRUCTION. THIS WAS THE JOKE THAT ULTIMATELY SWALLOWED THE FIRST WORLD. THOSE WHO TAKE GOD FOR A COMEDIAN, SHOULD BE PREPARED FOR THE GRAVE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ASSUMPTION. (2). THE JOKE OF SURPLUS. IMMEDIATELY PROPHET ELISHA PROPHESIED IN 2 KINGS 7:2, A NOBLE CHIEF SEEMINGLY SHOUTED APRIL FOOL! WHO KNOWS IF THOSE STANDING BY JOINED HIM IN MOCKING THE WORD OF THE PROPHET? THEY UNDERSTOOD THE HEIGHTENED PROCESSES INVOLVED FOR SUCH TO HAPPEN. THEY WERE HOWEVER BLIND TO THE IMPOSSIBILITY SPECIALIT WHO HONOURS HIS WORD THAN HIS NAME. AT THE DAWN OF FULFILMENT, THE SCIENTIFIC CHIEF SAW WHAT HE HAD BRANDED A JOKE HAPPENING, BEFORE HE COULD REGISTER HOW SURPRISED HE WAS, HE WAS KNOCKED DOWN, TRAMPLED UPON AND DECLARED DEAD. IS IT NOT EASIER FOR HEAVEN AND EARTH TO PASS AWAY, THAN GODS WORD FALLING TO THE GROUND UNFULFILLED? (3). THE VIRGINS JOKE. IT IS NOT SURPRISING TO SEE SOME FOLKS WASTE BULK OF THEIR ENERGY AND TIME DEBATING THE JUNK THAT JESUS IS NOT THE SON OF GOD. WHEN THE SCRIPTURE EXPRESSLY SAYS: AND LO, THE HEAVENS WERE OPENED UNTO HIM, AND HE SAW THE SPIRIT OF GOD DESCENDING LIKE A DOVE, AND LIGHTING UPON HIM. AND LO A VOICE FROM HEAVEN, SAYING, THIS IS MY BELOVED SON, IN WHOM I AM WELL PLEASED (MATT. 3:16-17). THEYVE BRANDED TRINITY A JOKE. ONE THING AMAZES ME ABOUT GOD, HE HAS LEFT MAN TO BE VICTIM OF HIS OPINIONS, GOD HAS NEVER FORCED HIS WISH ON US. HE KEENLY WATCHES US WHILE OUR NAIVETY SPURS HIM TO DERISION. OUR BELIEF AND UNBELIEF HAS NOT STOPPED THE OPERATION OF TRINITY. WE RATHER HURT GODS PURPOSE FOR OUR LIVES WHEN WE CLASSIFY DIVINE TRUTH AS JOKE. (4). THE FINAL JOKE. HOW CAN THE SOUND OF TRUMPET WAKE THE DEAD AND NOTIFY THE LIVING? IS IT POSSIBLE FOR PEOPLE TO FLY AT RAPTURE, ARE WE BIRDS? IS THERE ANY PLACE CALLED HEAVEN/HELL? IS IT POSSIBLE FOR HELL FIRE TO KEEP BURNING ALL THROUGH ETERNITY? SOME PEOPLE KEEP SAYING, DONT MIND THEM, ALL OF THESE ASSERTIONS ARE HERESIES FROM SOME RELIGIOUS EXTREMISTS. DEAR FRIEND, IT IS BETTER WE START GIVING COGNIZANT THOUGHT TO THESE JOKES THAN HURLING THEM TO THE TRASHBIN. I WONT TRY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER NAME OTHER THAN JOKE BUT DONT GIVE IT SAME TREATMENT WITH OTHER SECULAR JOKES. YOU DONT EXPECT THE ATLANTIC OCEAN TO DRY UP, YET YOU NAIVELY THINK THE FIRE OF HELL WILL BURN OUT. PLEASE NOTE: CONTINUAL GRACE BELONGS TO GOD. STOP THINKING HOW GOD WILL DO IT, START BELIEVING GODS WORD. FINALLY, AS COMEDIAN AND COMEDIENNE AROUND THE WORLD BUZZ THEIR BLOGS WITH RIB CRACKING JOKES, PLEASE DO ALL WITHIN YOUR REACH TO EXTRACT EVERY WORD SPOKEN BY GOD FROM YOUR SHELF OF JOKE, INCLUDING ETERNITY. HEAVEN AND HELL IS MORE REAL THAN TODAY, THE OCCURENCE OF RAPTURE IS CLOSER THAN EVER. HOW PREPARED ARE YOU? PLEASE PREPARE BECAUSE THE FINAL JOKE IS REAL. SHALOM...HM.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 15:36:39 +0000
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