TV commercial: This drug comes with side effects that range from birth defects and liver damage to suicidal behavior, blood clots, bladder cancer, Crohn’s disease, heart attacks, strokes, uncontrollable bleeding and heart failure. Patients may notice hypersensitivity/allergic reactions (including urticaria and anaphylactic reactions), vasculitis, hepatitis, elevated liver enzymes, cholestatic hepatitis has been associated with concomitant administration of this drug, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, taste perversion, abdominal pain, flatulence, bloating, rash, dermatitis (including bullous eruptions), pruritus, alopecia, tracheal or tracheobronchial inflammation. Tell the doctor immediately if you notice worsening depression/other psychiatric conditions, unusual behavior changes (including possible suicidal thoughts/attempts), or other mental/mood changes (including new/worsening anxiety, panic attacks, trouble sleeping, irritability, hostile/angry feelings, impulsive actions, severe restlessness, very rapid speech). Be especially watchful for these symptoms when a new antidepressant is started or when the dose is changed. Patient: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I just saw this commercial last night about this new drug called WhatevertheEFF and I want you to write a script for me! I want it. Im pretty sure I need it.... I was on WebMD all night! I know what Im talking about! $15 copay for the visit, 45 minute wait for my appointment, blood work, and a $20 prescription copay? Im in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Me: Would you like to tighten, tone, firm, hydrate, and lift your skin with an all natural, organic, plant-based lotion thats conveniently spread on a ready to use cloth for just $25? Same patient: Its a scam. Those things dont work. 😑
Posted on: Mon, 21 Jul 2014 06:09:41 +0000
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