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TVs The View, with Barbara Walters and friends -- This is Baba Wawa... (Take two) Hello, Im Barbara Walters. Welcome to The View! Today we have a very special guest! Please welcome, the often controversial Prince of Darkness, His Majesty, Satan! House band plays the Rolling Stones song, Sympathy For The Devil, just the instrumental part, mainly bass and drums. Satan emerges from behind the curtain, pauses, raises hands to invite applause -- Come on! Audience applauds...Satan struts and dances, the way actors do on the Late Show, etc. He approaches Barbara Walters and crew...Whoopi Goldberg meets him with a high five -- My Man! Yes! Satan sits down next to the host. Barbara Walters: You have had a long, and illustrious career, youve been a, somewhat, controversial people to some, often misunderstood -- how do you feel about all that? Satan (smirking) Yes, thats all just part of my job, as they say (audience laughter). There are a lot of hypocrites around, who think they know better, about everything! They have all this power, and, you know, they like to lord it over others. Whoopi: Yeah, tell me about it! Satan: I will! I will. Yes, you know about that, being a woman, and being black, especially . White privilege has lasted long enough -- (audience cheers and applauds) -- and it is now time for the downtrodden to have their day, gays and lesbians -- (more cheering and applause)... Barbara Walters: And what do you think of the Muslim question? Satan: (impressed) Listen to her! Coming from a Jewish woman, now, that is really commendable! (more applause)...Yes, the Muslims are truly a downtrodden, a, uhh, a beleaguered group, for sure. The media is always portraying them in a very negative light, as dangerous terrorists, when, you know, most of them are just regular, everyday people, trying to survive among a society of very hostile people, ignorant -- Whoopi: And bigoted. Barbara Walters: Yes, very. Satan: And we just -- well, we just have to learn to get along, dont we... Same as it ever was, as the song says...
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 15:31:18 +0000

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