TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS 1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap & all u can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is take away slap. 2. RESOUNDING SLAP: That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! And voices in your head will start singing christmas Carol. 3. FORMATTING SLAP: That is the slap that makes som1 4get instantly wat he or she was doing..You find urself askin questions likewhat did I do? 4. XPLANATION SLAP: When som1 gives you that kind of slap..you find yourself explaining the situation 2the nearest person out of your own accord..e.g..Br os shey you been dey watch? I be no do anything o. 5. FIX DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are & watch the person walk away. 6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download the slap..you start asking questions that dont need reply..like John , you slapped me? 7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether is painful or not, you start blushing. 8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given 2u the length of your face will be raised to power 2, your eye socket will calculate its circumference. 9. CHERUBIM & SERAPHIM SLAP: When you receive this slap (it proves effective when its given to you all of a sudden) when you be able to speak Spanish, Greek, Arabic, Hindu, all together. 10. COLOUR RIOT & BIRDING SLAP: You will start seeing different colors & you head will turn to nest whilst birds will be flying all around you. YOU MUST HAV EXPERIENCED OR WITNESSED OR BEEN A WITNESS TO A VICTIM
Posted on: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 22:48:38 +0000
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