TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS (1) TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap and all you can do is hold your face and walk away. (2) RESOUNDING SLAP: That is when after you are hitted you keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! and voices in your head will start singing christmas carols. (3) FORMATTING SLAP: That is the slap that makes you forget instantly what he or she was doing. You find yourself asking questions like WHAT DID I DO?. (4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you that kind of slap you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord...e.g BROS SHEY U BEEN DEY WATCH? I BEEN NO DO ANYTHING O. (5) FIX DEPOSIT SLAP: When you recieve this kind slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. (6) RHETORICAL SLAP:- The moment you download the slap you start asking questions that dont need reply like...BRIGHT YOU SLAP ME? (7) SWEET SLAP:- This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether is painfull or not you start blushing. (8) MATHEMATICAL SLAP:- This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you the length of your face will be raised to power 2, your eye socket will calculate its circumference. (9) CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP:- When you recieves this slap ( it proves effective when its given to you all of a sudden) when you be able to speake Spanish, Greek, Arabic, Hindu, all together. (10) COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP:- When this is uploaded on you, you will start seeing different colours and your head will turn to nest whilst birds will be flying all around you....... WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED OR WITNESS..... #winks .......goodnight pals
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 20:23:16 +0000
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