Taking Zambia back to the book Livingstones Mosi-a -tunya Literacy club launched 4 jan 2014, Khazmien lodge We wish to thank his worship the mayor, Mr maambo and the town clerk rep Mr.Ntyirenda, Barclays bank Zambia, ABSAIL, the Post news paper, Zambia Daily Mail, Times of Zambia, lvinstones Press club chair Brian, The Zambian Briton Mrs Zulu, Mr Zulu, the pharmacist, families among them MRS Chilunda and the Mwales. Zambia National Tourist Board reps Jane and Joccylin, Zamte. zAMBIA National Broadcasting Services for the kind pledges and support to the young people of LIVINGSTONES Initiative. a comprehensive shout out thank you to you all will be made form our young people in due course.Master of ceremonies from Zambezi fm Mambo Mulenga kept the crowd rolling and capped it up with this comedy piece frm Nigeria which you could have heard before but never fails to crack ribs.... In this world am not happy.Either you are a man or a woman.if you are woman, you are safe, but if you are a man two things can happen, you either in the military or are a civilian.if you are a civilian, you are safe,but if you are in the military, two things can happen, you can either be in the office or front line.if you are in the office , you are safe, but if in on the front line . two things can happen, You either kill some one and you will be safe, but if you get killed , two things can happen, you can be used as manure or to make trees.If you are used as manure, you are safe, but if you get to be used in tree making , two things can happen, you can be used for making flowers or tissue paper.if you make flowers you are safe, but if used to make tissue , two things can happen, you can be used by man or woman.IF YOU ARE USED BY MAN YOU ARE SAFE , BUT IF USED BY WOMAN TWO THINGS CAN HAPPEN.You can be used at the front or at the back, if you are used in the front, you are safe, if you get used at the back two things can happen, you can either get gonorrhea or HIV.if you get gonorrhea, you are safe, but if you get HIV..ONLY ONE THING GONNA HAPPEN, YOU GO DIE!! I thought I was the only crazy chap around!#the scepticbook
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