Talking bout my girl, my girl. Wireeeeerr Hangerrrrrrrrs! Is there anyone else who has to restrain from going Joan Crawford on their kids, on a daily basis? Yesterday mornings drama..... Me: Yo, kiddo, go brush your teeth. We have to get a move on. We dont want to be late getting to your nana and grandaddys house. 5 minutes later..... Me: get ready, Bluesy! I dont want to have to tell you again! 5 minutes later.... Me: are you kidding me? Go get your teeth brushed NOW!! The midget: Im going! Me: DO NOT speak to or at me with that nasty tone again. Got it? The midget: yessssss. Me: YES, WHAT? The midget: uh...yes, maammmmmmm. At this point, Im piping mad! She hasnt done one cotton picking thing that I have ask from her, shes ignored me, and right as I start feeling as if Im getting ready to face DFACS, this is what she says: The midget: (at this point, she seems like shes trying not to laugh) Mommmmm, youre really starting to frustrate and anger me to no end! Im trying! Why cant you understand that? Please stop using that mean tone of voice with me. I dont like it one bit. Me: what did you just say? At this point, Im starting to laugh? The midget: I know you heard me, mom. Now, I sound just like you, dont I? (Doing her Charlie Brown teachers voice) Me: go get me a brick..... Its fixing to be on like Donkey Kong all up in this house! The midget: okay........ A big brick? Bahahahaha I cant even.......
Posted on: Fri, 19 Dec 2014 12:29:23 +0000
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