Talking to a lady, whose car had stalled due to the flooding on yesterday. She told me yes, I was sitting here minding my own business waiting to be rescued. When all of sudden out of nowhere I see this great big boat that looked like Noahs ark as it got closer the guy who was driving the boat, stopped and opened up this little window and the minute I saw his gray hair and long straggerly beard I knew it was Noah. He said praise Jehovah child do you need a ride. I responded no. No way am I sailing with 8 people and a boat full of animals I do my cruising with people. Well, ok then said Noah , since you wont listen Ill go. but let me leave this song with you a little Earth, Wind and Fire. After the Flood is gone, you didnt have be alone, Ill see you in 40 days. Oh oooo oh after the flood is gone.... I said lady youre kidding me, youre pulling my leg, no she said Im serious as surely as there is 8 days in a week I tell you no lie. Lol. True story.
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 12:57:14 +0000
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