Taylor Swifts new song should be performed by TSA agents at JFK when bright-eyed transplants such as herself land in New York City. It is also the perfect background music for when that same person first witnesses a homeless man yelling/awkwardly defecating on 7th avenue and a woman getting accidentally drop kicked by a moist, shirtless acrobatic subway performer. Welcome To New York is one of those songs that, with just one single radio play, will make at least 10 New Yorkers move to Marfa, Texas.
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 20:19:20 +0000
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