Tea with Ketho. Welcome to Tea with Ketho!! Nagalands most loved t.v show! Im your host Ketho and here with us tonight is a very prominient political figure, a man of very high disposition holding a top post. -Welcome sir, please, have a seat and relax, you must be exhausted from the very bumpy ride to our station on our pot-holed roads. -Not at all, I own 5 luxury multi-terrain cars, the best money can buy, so comfortable and the suspension is world class, you dont feel a single speed-breaker or pothole. -Bet it doesnt shake your conscience a bit. Please go ahead and enjoy your tea. -Ok, tell me Ketho, you started the show with the name Coffee with Ketho, why did you change the name? and Ughhh! theres no sugar in my tea! -Well sir, this is a state run facility and since your government hasnt paid the employees for some months, we had to cut down on some basic necessities and change the name of the show. Youre lucky sir, I have only black tea with no sugar in my cup. Btw, youre looking real good with black dyed hair and imported clothes. -One has to keep up with looks when you are representing your people and of course, helps attract the chicks at parties if you know what I mean hehehe! -Yes, I know what you mean, chicks young enough to be your daughters. Anyway, coming to the problems of the state. -What problems? Oh! Ok. Go on. -The public is worried if the center will clear our states deficit of Rs. 1234 crores. What steps are being taken by your people? -Thats silly, why would they be worried? Its not like theyre gonna get any even if its cleared. -I see, yeah, so silly of us. Alright then, what are your thoughts about Nagaland being a dry state? -Hahaha! I know! What a joke right?! Me and my buddies toast to that every night and thank the church. The side income from the bootleggers doesnt hurt either. -How many points do you think you have cleared from your speech during the election campaign? -How am I supposed to remember? My PA wrote it for me, I just read it out. -Alright sir, we have a small function next week, will you please grace the event by being the chief guest? -Chief guest huh? Leeches, all you want is donation, do contact my secretary. Anyway I have to rush out for an important meeting. -Thank you sir for giving us your precious time. Ladies and gentlemen, and that brings us to the end of tonights show since our guest has rushed off. See you next week, same time, same day, if I am not kidnapped. :v
Posted on: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 05:25:43 +0000
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