Teacher : The first son of Adam was named?.. Akpos : Adamu. _______________ _______________ Teacher : Akpos, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko- haram throws a bomb. What will you do ? Akpos : I will stop assuming….. _______________ _______________ Teacher : What is a verb ? Akpos : A verb is a valve in a bicycle tyre. Teacher : What are u sayin ? Akpos : Its a complete sentence sir. Teacher : Are u mad ? Akpos : Its a question sir Teacher : dont be ..stupid Akpos : Its an advice sir. Teacher : stop that nonsence! Akpos : Its a command sir. Teacher : U are an idiot Akpos : Its an insult sir. Teacher : Get out of my class! Akpos : Its an order sir. Teacher : Oh goodness!,,,, what a boy!,,,, Akpos : Its an exclamation sir. Teacher : May God hav mercy on U. Akpos : Its a prayer sir ….. the teacher fainted!!
Posted on: Sat, 01 Jun 2013 19:55:26 +0000