Teacher: Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? Omondi: 45 lbs. Teacher: Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? Omondi: 45 minutes. Teacher: Why is it so hard to find men who are caring, kind, and good looking? Omondi: Because those men already have boyfriends. Teacher: Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog? Omondi: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. Teacher: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? Omondi: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 10:36:35 +0000
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