Teacher: whats wrong? Musambati : our house is very small. Me, my mum,my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, Musambati r u sleeping? Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye Teacher: 2nite when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet & dont answer. The following morning Musambati comes back with a severe black eye again. Teacher: My goodness why the black eye again? Musambati : Dad asked me again, Musambati are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still.Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing like Christmas chicken, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, R u coming? Mum said, Yes Im coming, r u coming too? Dad answered:- Yes. They dont usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, Im also coming. . Haha...like this page for more hilarious jokes . ==> Thisis CHITO Thisis CHITO Thisis CHITO
Posted on: Sat, 04 Oct 2014 19:31:43 +0000
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