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Ted Cruz Jokes Why did Ted Cruz throw the butter out the window?.... He wanted to see a butterfly. What do you call Ted Cruz?.... An oxymoron. Why did Ted Cruz cross the road?.... He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side A young ventriloquist is doing a show in a small club in a small town in Texas. With his dummy on his knee, hes doing his usual Ted Cruz jokes when lo and behold Ted Cruz in the fourth row stands on his chair and shouts: Ive heard enough of your stupid jokes. Its guys like you that keep me from being respected in the community and from reaching my full potential, because you and your kind perpetuate discrimination against, not only me but politicians in general...and all in the name of humor! The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when Cruz yells You stay out of this, mister! Im talking to that little jerk on your knee!

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