Thank you for your email. I am now away from the office until the 5th January. Please do not mistake this automatic reply for professionalism or as some sort of genuinely congruent concern for your query *corks popping*, but do feel free to contact one of my esteemed colleagues - Kath Holt for example - if you have vast quantities of shit that require shovelling between now and my return. If by unfortunate happenstance you happen to be Kath Holt, well frankly, you can just bog right off until the new year honey. Enjoy your break. I bet you wish youd stockpiled annual leave now eh?
Posted on: Thu, 18 Dec 2014 06:12:46 +0000