That awkward moment when your at Starbucks and just ordered a grande frappy with soy milk and light on the whipped cream and skinny,oh and make that decaf please and please put two of those cardboard insulators around it because its cold and wipe off all the excess that spills over the sides please. And in walks a mammoth of a man,7 feet tall all covered in chains and leather and piercings,I dont know what he ordered but it was making the expresso machine swell at the sides and shake almost off the table as it was being poured into his filthy dirty cup that looked like it had never been washed and smelled like gas! And he looks down at me sad says what did you order girly man? GULP!!!
Posted on: Sun, 18 May 2014 00:16:47 +0000
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