That was quite possibly the most boring day of my life. To illustrate the severity of my boredom, Ive complied a comprehensive list of people I was more bored than. 1. I was more bored than Kerry Katona at a custody hearing. 2. I was more bored than a nit on Ross Kemps head. 3. I was more bored than Taylor Swift on Valentines Day. 4. I was more bored than Bruce Forsythes undertaker. 5. I was more bored than Kirsty Alley at Slimming World. 6. I was more bored than Lindsay Lohan at an AA meeting. 7. I was more bored than the cast of Towie in a library. 8. I was more bored than Leonardo DiCaprio at the Oscars. As this time in my life will see me through to the new year I find it also relevent to communicate that I am fundamentally more fed up than Janet Jackson at a family reunion and Courtney Loves sobriety coach combined.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 19:40:30 +0000