The American Art Association had decided to eternally commemerate the General Custers last battle and are wiling to spent one million dollars on a huge painting to that cause to put in the museum as the piece de resistance. After a lot of discussion they found a famous artist, explained more or less what they expect to express in the best possible way to use the last words of the General in his last battle which was a pivotal point in the American histoy. They gave him a cheque for the amount agreed and gave him 6 months to finish without any interference and told hm to contact them when it was finished to transport the work of art to the museum. The artist took his time about his work and almost 6 months later he calls the President of the AAA to come over and organise the transport. The President is happy to come over to the artists atelier and almost had a shock and heart attack at the first glimpse of the enormous canvas. He said to the artist, But this is not what we expected at all, this is impossible, obscene, we cannot possibly feature this in our museum, can you please explain what this means! I see a big lake, fish jumping out of the water with haloes, loads of Indians fornicating on the shore of the lake, this is totally unexceptable and intolerable! The artist explains that in his artistic vision the last words of the famous General Custer was very simple and straight to the point. The artist continued saying to the President, All this can be easily explained. Obviously General Custers last words must have been, Holy mackerel, where did all these hundreds of f*cking Indians come from?
Posted on: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 16:28:55 +0000
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