The FUNNEST part about having a stupid credit card compromised, is that its ALWAYS the one I use for all of my stupid automatic payments and, invariably, while Im waiting the the five to FIVE HUNDRED (seems like) business days for my new card to arrive, ALL OF THE STUPID AUTOMATIC PAYMENTS seem to be coming due and are promptly getting REJECTED. This, in turn, fills up my inbox with nasty messages from from all the As-Seen-On-TV vendors informing me that my payment has been rejected by the card issuer, which they may as well punctuate with the word, loser! because they dont just send a little, gentle, head stroking, friendly, Oh, poor baby, did some bad man steal your card number? No worries! Well wait for your new card to arrive right along with you! In fact, here ya go -- have a mani/pedi on us for your inconvenience! Kisses! Instead, they send a nasty-gram as if it were my diabolical plan ALL ALONG to steal a months worth of automatically delivered NON-FOAMING SHAMPOO that I dont want anyway but cant figure out how to cancel without staying on hold for three years fighting with customer freakin service!!! What do you think I did, you...yeah you...guy with the very fabulous and healthy hair on the Wen Hair Care commercial? You think I handed my card to a masked criminal whos prison tattoo was clearly visible when he spread one side of his trench coat in an effort to sell me a Rodex watch in front of poorly lit bodega? Duh. Sorry to you too, Cindy Crawford, but you and your shipped-monthly Theres No Way Your Stupid Beauty Cream Is Going To Make Me 5 11 Like You, But I Bought It Anyway! super duper skin care kit are also gonna have to wait to get your stupid automatic payment until AFTER my brand, spanking new card arrives AND I spend the next SIX STUPID MONTHS of my life changing over all of my stupid automatic payment accounts which I will complete just in time for the fraud department to give me yet another call...
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 22:11:03 +0000
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