The P & A World Cruise! Belvedere and Old Toss go sailing. Come on Old Toss get a wiggle dear boy, we sail in two hours and I have to change to be at the Captains Table for drinks and nibbles! Poor Old Toss was doing his best. Belvedere always travelled with at least 4 Louis Vuitton Trunk type cases with matching gold fitments. One for shoes, one for personal garments, Liberty Bodices a her collection of silk underwear (Old Toss loved going through her draws and fondling the pure silk as he did so). A third had a selection of gowns and formal clothing, the forth one being her lavish and extensive jewellery collection. Her son Corrie (conceived whilst an episode of Coronation Street was playing - if you recall?) was Captain in charge and in memory of dear Terry Wogan, a former cruising acquaintance of Bels, the P & A World Cruise was in his honour. Their was was 2034. Yes! Majestic Bell was now a graceful 89 and still had all her own teeth! Old Toss was a very respectable 92! Whilst he had had both hips replaced, one knee and relied upon a prosthetic to maintain an erection, he felt he was in good shape! The P & A Cruise was for the filthy rich to engage in their usual pastime of doing nothing and letting others do for them. Gee Nayzee Bee and Old Toss Junior had joined them on the cruise. TJ (Toss Junior) had volunteered to lead the cruise orchestra and old cruiser Robbie Williams was guest artist and Bel thought TJ would be the perfect MD for her pal Rob. Gee Nayzee had offered to reprise her Pole Dancing but the mind was willing but the cleavage wasnt! P & A? I thought it was calked P & O? Enquired Toss. No silly toss thats the 5 star cruise line. We are sailing 7. P & A stands for Pol U Grip and An U Sol World Cruise for the ageing filthy rich. Yes it was full of luxuries. Electric Zimmer Frames, complimentary Tenor Ladies and drip catching pouches for the men. Intravenous drips for the Gin and Dubonnay! Even the Port Holes were By-Focal. One night in their cabin Bel felt Old Toss get out of bed. Where you going Old Toss? Im going over to the drawers to get a condom, I thought we could make love Bel said, Toss Im 89 and you well over 90 we do not need such things at our time of life Toss got to the drawers and found one of his favourite flavoured condoms, Peanus Collarda. Come on Toss if you insist on pleasuring your woman Ill hold you on if you like but I assure you, you dont need a condom! Old Toss looked across at dear Bel, her perfect body shimmering in the moonlight and her teeth clinking gently in her cut glass Gin Glass on the bedside table to the gentle rocking if the ship. Bel, my darling, you are 89 and I am well over 90. Im riddled with arthritis and if you think Im putting it in any where damp then you have another thing coming!
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 08:19:29 +0000