*** The Perks of Getting Older *** No one expects you to run - - TopicsExpress



          

*** The Perks of Getting Older *** No one expects you to run - anywhere. People no longer think you are a hypochondriac. Kidnappers are not interested in you. In a hostage situation, you are most likely to be released first. The things you purchase wont wear out. You dont have to listen to the weather report. Your joints give you the forecast. You can sing along with elevator music and no one thinks anything of it. You secrets are safe with you friends because they wont remember them. You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge. You can eat dinner at 4 PM. Your eyes wont get very much worse. People call you at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you? (not me- Toni) Theres nothing left for you to learn the hard way.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 02:45:26 +0000

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