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The Plain Dealer Press Release (Cleveland): The Plain Dealer Goes Hi Tech. Taking a moment away from their focus on beating down their union employees and cutting costs, The Plain Dealer announced today that they are going hi tech with home delivery. According to the PD’s managing editor, “we are passing up the internet and will deliver the newspaper by smoke signal” as he addressed a stunned and speechless press corp. “We will burn the paper every morning and instead of getting it on your Kindle reader you will get it on your new Kindling reader,” he added. Finally he added, “Training on how to read the smoke signals will be done by watching old F-Troop reruns.”
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 18:10:33 +0000

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