The Police rounded up three streetwalkers and brought them before the Judge. Three hookers stand before him, all arrested on the same corner. He asked the first lady what she had to say for herself. The woman was irate and defended, I dont know what all this is about, your Honor. Im a college student doing research for a term paper. The Judge sighed and said, Well, Miss, I would have thought youd done enough research by now. My computer says you have the two prior convictions. Thirty days and R250 fine. Judge turns to the second lady and requests that she testify. The woman begins crying softly and says, Judge, I am just a housewife out getting a pack of cigarettes for my husband. I have no idea why I was arrested. This time, the Judge shook his head and said, Well, young lady, the officer tells me that he saw you hand a stack of bills along with the cigarettes to your husband in his new Cadillac. Thirty days and R250 fine. He turns to the last of the three caught and asks her occupation. The woman said simply, Im a hooker. Refreshed at her honesty, the Judge laughed and said, Hows business? She sneered and replied, Terrible Judge, with... all these students and housewives around, competition is really tough!
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 09:56:47 +0000
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