The Pope went on vacation to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska . He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless man, wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat, and a Save the Trees t-shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about, and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of loggers wearing Go Sarah t-shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bears chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bears grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck, while the other tenderly placed the injured man in the back seat. As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him. I give you my blessing for your brave actions, he proclaimed. I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now Ive seen with my own eyes that this is not true. As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, Who the heck was that guy? Dude, that was the Pope, another replied. Hes in direct contact with Heaven. Well, the logger said, he may have direct access to Heaven, but he doesnt know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to go back to California and get another one?
Posted on: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 02:06:35 +0000
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