The Postman! > > > Monday morning the postman named Steve is walking through the > neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. > > As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still > in the driveway. > > His wonder was cut short by Jim, the homeowner, coming out with a load > of empty beer, wine and liquor bottles for the recycling bin. > > Wow Jim, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night, the > Postman Steve comments. > > Jim, in obvious pain, replies Actually we had it Saturday night. This > is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. > We had about 18 couples from around the neighborhood over for some > weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight > that we started playing WHO AM I. > > The Postman Steve thinks a moment and says, How do you play WHO AM I? > > Jim replies, Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at > a time covered with a sheet with only the family jewels showing > through a hole in the sheet, asking WHO AM I, then the women try to > guess who it is. > > The postman Steve laughs and says, Sounds like fun, Im sorry I missed it. > > Its probably a good thing you did, Jim responded. Your name came up > 5 times.
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 21:39:22 +0000
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