The Prime Minister was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local wine bar, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. To the blonde he said, I am the Prime Minister... Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you? She replied, 200. To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was £100. He then asked the redhead... Her reply was: Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, & keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you have the pensioners; then you can have it for free, just like everything the immigrants get.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 10:30:30 +0000