The Recession has finally hit home . . . 1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail today. 2. CEOs are now playing miniature golf. 3. Exxon-Mobil just laid off 25 Congressmen. 4. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. 5. If the bank returns your checks marked insufficient funds - you call them and ask if they meant you or them. 6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ounce now. 7. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. 8. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their childrens names. 9. My cousin had an exorcism but couldnt afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! 10. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. 11. A picture is now only worth 200 words. 12. The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 02:48:37 +0000
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