The Rhubarb Tart Song 1. I want another slice of rhubarb tart. I want another lovely slice. Im not disparaging the blueberry pie But rhubarb tart is oh so very nice. A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart! A whatbarb tart? A rhubarb tart! I want another slice of rhubarb tart! 2. The principles of modern philosophy Were postulated by Descartes. Discarding everything he wasnt certain of He said I think therefore I am a rhubarb tart. A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart! A Rene who? Rene Descartes! Poor nut he thought he was a rhubarb tart! 3. Read all the existentialist philosophers, Like Schopenhauer and Jean-Paul Sartre. Even Martin Heidegger agrees on one thing: Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart. A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart! A Jean-Paul who? A Jean-Paul Sartre! Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart. 4. A rhubarb tart has fascinated all the poets. Especially the immortal bard. He caused Richard the Third to call on Bosworth Field: My kingdom for a slice of rhubarb tart! A rhubarb what? A rhubarb bard! Immortal what? Immortal tart! As rhymes go that is really pretty bard! John Cleese
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