The Simple Genius of Tim Vine. Black Beauty? Now theres a dark horse! Velcro? What a rip-off! Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels. Eric Bristow asked me why I put superglue on one of his darts. I said you just cant let it go can you? I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.” Ive just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. Ill tell you what, never again Conjunctivitis – that’s a site for sore eyes (this years Lafta winner) So I said to a Scottsman did you have terrible spots as a kid? He said ac ne Do you ever get that when youre half way through eating a horse and you think to yourself, Im not as hungry as I thought I was
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