The Speaker: I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak. Virtual revenge: In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em to mess with you. Dirty girlfriend: “I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear”. Okay: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio. Username and password: My BlackBerry’s email feature keeps displaying “Username or Password incorrect”. Would you mind, oh, I don’t know, telling me which one is incorrect? Animal show: Why is there a show called “When animals attack”? It should be called “When stupid people go near dangerous animals.” The password solution: I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my BlackBerry just tells me when I forget. Deceiving a trip: No, I did not trip, the floor just looked like it needed a hug. Sudden ninja: So, I just saw a spider and automatically just suddenly became a ninja. Keeping mouth shut timing: Of course I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when. Impressing her: I really want to impress my girlfriend. So, in order to impress her, I went to the gym and asked the trainer how would I do just that via a particular machine. He said “use the ATM”.
Posted on: Thu, 20 Jun 2013 07:51:40 +0000
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