The Split Everything Diet Hmmm the "split everything diet". In theory it works. I can see it now. The Split Everything Diet , or as some are calling it, Sharing, has taken Hollywood by storm. They say it cuts out 50% of the fat, and 50% of your daily calories. It is like magic. Sally Struthers is on the diet and has single handedly cured famin in the entire continent of Africa. Lindsey Lohan has reportedly taken the magical messege of this diet and applied it to her own "eating disorder", and has been bragging that she is 50% re-habilitated. Wow is there no end to the diet miracles?...on a related note, Oprah Winfrey and long-time lover Gale King, were admitted to a Chicago re-hab center late last night, after wrapping up the final segment of her reality series featuring Lindsey Lohan, they are insisting on only staying for 25% of the required time needed to kick the Cocain addiction. Whoever started this pandemic is sick. I think its gone airborn,... and everyone is trying to catch it!! Hears an idea, everyone who is sick, go cough on Wallstreet. You never know. © Robert Scott Sole. All rights reserved
Posted on: Wed, 11 Sep 2013 03:56:21 +0000
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