The VIVA Story: EXTERNAL: (Asks some complicated question) STUDENT (Thinks: WTF? I have never heard about this before! But I cant afford to fail man! Gathers some courage and replies with utmost confidence): Sir, it DEPENDS! EXTERNAL: DEPENDS? Depends on what? (With that wicked smile on his face) STUDENT($#!t yaar! Pata tha yeh poochega. Par mujhe iska bhi jawaab pata hai ) (Replies with a smile) : Actually sir, it depends on theconditionson which it is beingoperated... (Thinks: Bach gaya yaar!) EXTERNAL (A little perplexed): Like, which conditions? STUDENT (Thinking: Abbey bas kar nah! Ab kya bacche ki jaan lega? Kya karun? Ab iskoconfuse karta hoon!) (Replies again with confidence): Sir, it depends on the specific case on which it is being applied. We cant say anything in general for this.. EXTERNAL (TOTALLY perplexed and thinks, kuch aur poochte hain) (Asks some other question) STUDENT: (Thinks: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!) Now, after coming out, FRIENDS: Oye kaisa gaya VIVA? Abey, kya poocha external ne? STUDENT: Abbey, bahut accha tha, external bahut accha hai. Tension mat le, sab aasan sawaal pooch raha hai (Thinks: Bas paas karva de yaar!) P.S: Such disasters can only be experienced in medical Colleges..Aur agar aap inn sab chhezon se guzar chuke hain, toh uss external ki kasam, Aap DOCTOR Hain!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 11:02:09 +0000
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