The chickens are all in the coop and this hen says ahhhh...Tomorrow will be spent with more Dr appointments showing off the Lady parts and today is the call and remind you of your appointment little minnie mouse voice let me ask you a few awkward questions...I never tell them I am a comic...Mrs Gay how many live birth pregnancies..... ummm can you hear them in the background and as a bonus to liven up the waiting room we are bringing the whole family to be involved have you seen the show 19 kids and counting?? Mrs Gay are you married? He sleeps with me....Mrs Gay do all your children have the same father? This one stumped me..what in the world does that have to do with my lady parts acting up...I am not sure awkward question lady... its him or his cousin but they all look alike and since we are family we didnt worry about it and Jerry Springer never called us back so we couldnt afford the DNA test.....total silence from Jackie who is wishing she had just let me fill out the paper work tomorrow.. I said Hey Jackie pretty sure the surgeons office did not let you know I am a stand up comic and you just got a preview of a new routine..Pretty sure Jackie is terrified and will call out sick tomorrow... I plan on picking up some kids in the lobby and rolling in there like Angelina Jolie... if I have to expose it all everyone in my path is at risk...I am gonna make mine one to remember. .
Posted on: Wed, 21 May 2014 03:18:58 +0000
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