The following are things that may classify you as a hipster: .you have masculine facial hair, but the body of a pale malnourished pre pubescent child. .You bike to work (bicycle) .you wear a scarf...... when its warm out. .You own more than 1 Black Keys poster. .You wear shirts that depict local underground bands nobody has ever heard of. .skinny jeans...... And youre male. .marijuana .you wear a beanie...... when its warm out. .Your on a first name basis with all the Hot Topic employees at the mall. .Youve attended several useless marches. .You own a guitar that youve never played......its for appearance mostly. .You hang out at Jakes frequently. .You own a record player...... And you use it. .Your knowledge of music is insane. You generally love music waaaaaaay too much. .Slightly unkempt appearance.....Usually beads involved. .You find breathing to be too mainstream. .Your bedroom is a mattress on the floor surrounded by books. You could have a frame with the bed..... But this is more rebellious.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 09:07:20 +0000
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