The following post contains references to two normal bodily functions that some may find offensive. Read on at your own risk. Youve been warned. : ) So here goes: This happened yesterday while a few of my girlfriends were visiting... Me: (while knocking on our bedrooms bathroom door) Baby, I need you to pass me the box of tampons. One of the girls needs one ASAP. Him: (Sigh) Right now baby? Really? Me: Yes, its an emergency. Theyre in the cabinet next to the toilet. Him: Ugh! Ok, hold on. *sounds of cabinet door opening, rustling of cabinets contents and cabinet door closing. Bathroom door opens slightly and out comes a hand holding something. Him: This?? Me: No baby, those are pads. I need the tampons. Hurry. Him: (heavy sigh) Tomiko, really! Right now?!? Bathroom door closes. *sounds of cabinet door opening, rustling of cabinets contents and cabinet door closing. Bathroom door opens slightly and out comes a hand holding something. Him: This?!?!?! Me: No baby, those are panty liners. I need the box of tampons. It says tampons on the box. Him: (groan) Ugh! Why didnt you say that?!? Bathroom door closes. *sounds of cabinet door opening, rustling of cabinets contents and cabinet door closing. Bathroom door opens slightly and out comes a hand holding a box of tampons, a box of panty liners, and a package of sanitary napkins. Him: Here! I dont know which one you need! Me: (laughing). Its this one baby. Thank you. I know that many women and men will be able to relate to this story. HAHAHAHAHA! 😂😂😂😂😂
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 17:43:01 +0000
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