The giant vs. the midget in regards to the ice scooper (why yes its taped to the ice machine at work) I think we know who wins this battle every day!! Thank you for the extra exercise of stretching, climbing, bending, jumping, and doing a dance I refer to as “just a little higher,” sounds bad but innocent I assure the sick minds reading thus far. Yes, you… I know you. I digress. So, every night I stretch on my tippy toes to reach on top of the ice machine or worse reduced to getting a chair lugging it over like a kid sneaking into the cookie jar to high up. As my exercise routine continues to rage onward, I have to ponder my dear Watson, do the giants not realize there is an ice scoop holder in the ice machine?? Or is this merely a game of suppressing the midgets of the office? Teasing her thirst for ice with the bitter sweetness of seeing the scoop (as you strategically leave just a hint of the handles end for the eye to glimpse) yet denied by her short legs and dinosaur like arms? Really no point here except, respect the midgets and ICE SCOOP HOLDER, the invention you all never realized was there/apparently never needed until this midget joined the force.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Sep 2013 07:35:22 +0000
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