The head doctor couldnt show up at work one day,so he called his assistant and told him, “John, I cant make it tommorow,but I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.Can you do that for me?” “Yes, sir!” answered John. So the doctor returns the following day and asks his assistant, ”So, John, how was your day?” John told him that he had to take care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.” “Bravo, and the second one?” asks the doctor. “The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Malox, sir.” says John. “Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asked the doctor. “Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table... She spread her legs and shouted HELP ME! For five years I Have Not Seen Any Man!” “Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, John, what did u do?” asked the doctor. “I did what I had to do! I put drops in her eyes!!!”
Posted on: Wed, 21 May 2014 14:01:13 +0000
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