The heaviest known element was recently discovered. The new element, named Bureaucracesium, has no protons or electrons. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons. These 312 particles are held together in a nucleus by a force that involves the continuous exchange of particles called morons. Since it has no electrons, Bureaucracesium is totally inert. However, it can be detected chemically, since it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with. A tiny amount of Bureaucracesium caused one reaction to take over four days to complete; the normal reaction time is less than one second. Bureaucracesium has a normal half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay, but undergoes a reorganization in which neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Its mass increases after each reorganization. Research indicates that Bureaucracesium occurs naturally. It tends to concentrate in certain areas, such as governmental agencies, large corporations, and universities. It is always found in the newest and most expensive buildings. Bureaucracesium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reactions where is is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Bureaucracesium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but the results to date are not promising. (source not indicated)
Posted on: Fri, 27 Jun 2014 17:55:40 +0000
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