The husband just sent me this. Apparently he has a sense of humor this morning. A Dozen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you. 2. Dogs dont notice if you call them by another dogs name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor. 4. Dogs parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; theyre ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when youre pissed. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. Dogs wont wake you up at night to ask: If I died, would you get another dog? 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell em. 11. When you drop a silent one, dogs dont run around frantically with room spray. And last, but not least: 12. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it wont take half your stuff. To verify these statements: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open the door, and observe whos happy to see you!
Posted on: Tue, 02 Sep 2014 12:32:57 +0000
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